And Those Who Are Successful, Be Always on Your Guard.

(song: Celluloid Heroes/artist: Kinks)

June 13, 2012, marked the one-year anniversary of my graduation from booty school. For ONE YEAR my size has been measured in the single digits. And what an incredible year it's been. In November, my butt -- in both its old and new iterations -- made its national TV debut in a segment of the new Brazil Butt Lift infomercial.

Then in April, Leandro chose me as one of two fitness models during his live segment on QVC.

And finally in May, my thighs got the starring role they so long deserved in one of Leandro's fitness webisodes.